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What ever happened to sex drugs and rock n' roll? [May. 16th, 2005|12:50 am]
[mood |thoughtful..wuuh?]
[music |Eric Clapton, Cocaine]

What the fuck.
Man. I haven't had a pack of cigarettes for like, 4 days.
pass me the Yeager.

So who wants to party this weekend?
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if you're gonna die, you're gonna die. [Apr. 4th, 2005|12:33 am]
Yeah, so I got bored. I kinda look like a girl, i think the pigtails really do it. hahah

Rock N' Roll ain't noise pollutionCollapse )
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the cottonmouth stabbaaas. muthafuckaa. [Mar. 11th, 2005|08:13 pm]
So let's see.
Today I went into noho and my friend got banned from thorns for stealing a burrito. People are being dicks today.
Everyone just needs to get high and chill the fuck out.

Other than that we had a good time yelling at random people and trying on stupid hats.
And talking to Remer while he was drunk was pretty fun too.
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I find this funny. [Mar. 9th, 2005|07:52 am]
[mood |drunkyeah whatever]
[music |My ears are still ringing from the alarm clock.]

I heard this ringing in my ear this morning while sitting at the kitchen table drinking my coffee and having a cigarette. I ignored it, thinking it would go away. Well, it didn't go away and I thought, "wow maybe i shouldn't have killed off so many brain cells in the past few weeks". Then I realized it was my alarm clock downstairs. God damned thing. When it goes off I never hear it, so I oversleep. And when I do hear it, I'm already awake.
Anyways, ...wait what was I about to say...Oh right. So I was actually awake this morning. Truth is I never went to bed. So, I made coffee and scraped the ice of the damned car, I even opened the blinds to let the blasted sunlight in. And what happens? My mom is dead a-fucking-sleep on the couch. Great. So I handled it like I handle almost everything. I sat down, poured myself another cup of coffee, lit up another cigarette and stared into the screen of my computer for a while. I don't know how long I spent doing that, but when I finally came to I thought to myself, why not write in my ELJAY!!!! OMG>)(*^%*?><>?":|{$%{}|@#!!anal!!se!!x!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!oneone11!!exclamat!!ionpoint!!11!!

So. That's exactly what I did.

Now go fuck off.
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drivin' that train [Mar. 3rd, 2005|08:47 pm]
[mood |curiouswuh?]
[music |Grateful Dead, Casey Jones]

i got bored. and yeah..
high on cocaineCollapse )
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(no subject) [Feb. 24th, 2005|04:13 pm]
[mood |tiredtired]
[music |Motorhead, Ace of Spades]

Haha what a suprise.

You're Shay. Aka.' Hack'. You have a taste for
black coffee and black comedy. Sleeping all day
and never cleaning your room are 2 things
you're real good at. You've got the works when
it comes to prank phone calls, but other than
that you just sit around and laugh at whatever
happens to be funny. As long as you can blast
your classic rock, light up a smoke, and drink
robotussin all day, you're as good as gold.

How'd you hang with the Hack and Wheeze Gang?
brought to you by Quizilla

Oh come on, you know you wanna take it.
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(no subject) [Feb. 24th, 2005|02:05 am]
[mood |tiredwhatever]
[music |acdc, highway to hell]

i've got nothin to put in here at the moment.
so go waste your time somewhere else.
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(no subject) [Feb. 14th, 2005|01:40 am]
[mood |boredbored]

Ohhh shit new eljay

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